YAY My CA2 report ROCKS!!! Shan't boast XD. Edwin bought 2 cakes for the teachers, butt then they were non-halal =.=. I think Miss Noorreny gave a slice of cake to Jun Wei and asked him to give to Mrs Setho. Then Jun Wei asked me go with him find Setho. On the way we met Yong Jie. Then then was this group of Sec4s walking towards us. There was Darryl Ho and Yong Jie's senior. They were like shouting, "CHELSEA SUCKS LAR!" (Yong Jie is a die hard Chelsea fan) HAHA XD. During the Teacher's Day celebration, I sat beside Edwin o.O He kept on CLAWING me, grabbing me and all those nonsense. Oh yeah he WIPED his SWEAT of his forehead using his palm and SHAKED hands with Ravin and Sudhar. Ryson was like, "他有什么阴谋？" (Translation: What is his motive?) so that the they don't know what hit them =.=. The videos from the classes were nice, but 2G's one was the BEST! OOh ya if anyone is reading this and also have photobucket.com/albums/bb40/Ningkamput/policewithhandguns.jpg" althe teacher's dday video, please send me, 'cos i really want it XD!

Went back to class to arrange tables, then found that Reuben and Ryan were fighting. According to Guo Hui, Reuben used his Nike water-bottle to spray at Ryan. He said that it was not a direct blast, it was just the tiny water droplets that touched him. And then Ryan was not happy, Reuben also not happy, then they fought...shan't elaborate on it.

Didn't want to go back to RSS (my primary school) because,

1. The ONLY teacher I respect has retired
2. It brings back bad memories

I felt bad because Sebastian was persuading me to go back with him to RSS , but i said no :( Sorry Sebastian...haiz~





Police with HANDguns...hmmm?

TODAY PLAYED FLOORBALL!!! My team (Weijian, Ryson, Sylvester, Reuben, Jun Wei) lost against Haziq, Ashley, Afi (O.O AAAHH Floorball players...) Zun, Bingyu 2-1. At least we weren't trashed XD. Then ramachandran's lesson was picture discussion, so FREE PERIOD! We played heart attack again :)

Then during recess we have a taupoking spree, randomly taupoking people, even in the toilet cubicle O.o. Then after a while, we all wanted to taupok Ryson since he didn't come back to class yet.

Plan A

1. Grab Ryson the moment he steps into class - preferably 10-15 people
2. Ram him to the corner of the class and taupok him

However, I think he knew that something was going on when he was about to come into class (everybody was staring at him). Then he ran LOL. Then people were chasing him, bu they failed :( So we thought up of another plan.

Plan B

1. Stage a fake taupok scene to LURE him to come join in the fun
2. The rest of the people grab him the moment he steps into class
3. Ram him to the corner of the class and taupok him

And it worked!! He is SMART. It was like 10 people (no joke) pulling, tugging, dragging 1(Ryson). LOL poor guy

YAY my Chinese get 77.7!!! Damn happy. Made my day XD.


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Due to POPULAR demand (points at tagboard), I have decided to resume POSTING!!! -.- HAHA not depressed liao XD. Not getting all depressed all over ramachandran. I told my mother about my FAILURE O.o. Nah, nothing much. YAY no scolding =.=. She just tell me to learn from my mistakes, then tell me to practise more only.

Today was COCK. Haha jkjk. After assembly we went back to calss to find out that there is a science mock exam O.O We were like, "HUH","WTH","WTF","CRAPP" etc. Then Ryson said, "Can ask the 'NOOOOOORMAL' teacher come back revise or not?" (in-class joke sorry). Then Mr Wong Liang Seng came into our class, then stood in front of Wei Jian. Lol people were like asking him, "AH!! WEIJIAN!! DO YOU FEEL ANYTHING?" ROFLMAOL. Then when I was doing the Biology paper, there was this question: What are the two similarities between an ovum and a spermATOZOON?" LOL after reading the question I was like, "Huh, what is a spermatozoon?" Seriously sounds like a wacky name for a cartoon character. Then after the paper we were asking,"What the hell is spermatozoon??!!" After some Wikipedia searches and clarifications with my sister, I have concluded that SPERMATOZOON is actually the scientific name for sperm. =.= Whoever thought of this name must had NUTS in their numskulls.

Then science lesson Mr Munir didn't come, then Haziq, Zun, Ashley, Yong Jie, Afi and I were playing HEART-ATTACK!! LOL we were damn childish. Play heart-attack in order to pass our time. Then PE theory was fun as usual, but don't have the "Exclusive Window Vista powered Wide screen Dell Laptop" :(

Then DnT was as STONE as usual. We were suppose to perfect our five final ideas for the spastic clock thingy. LOL in the end, Guo Hui, Zun, Ashley and I (sometimes Bing Yu) were discussing about BLEACH (for those people who don't know, stay FAR FAR away) , bankai, then we were like drawing out zanpakutos and guessing who were the owners =.=

Then there was CO prac! Went up to CO room, then Ernest say today got a theory exam. O.O I was like "WHAT?!" FYI, I never learned any instrument professionally, therefore I know NUTS about music terms. DIE. However, i think i will just barely scrape a pass.



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Just read TWO of the words in the picture and you will find it funny. XDXD

Haiz...today didnt go Co prac because my mother dont allow me to :( She thinks that CO is affecting my goddamnfreaking lousy marks...DAMN. Also, when i was AT HOME, Vincent called me and asked ME to go BACK =.= What if i lived in SEMBAWANG (my friend) instead of BEDOK?

Decided not to abstain form blogging cos i decided that it would NOT affect my grades if i dont let it XD. Lets see, what there was today...oh yah. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAZIQ, and he got a SLIGHTLY minor taupok for a mock birthday present.

RAWR!!!!! Damn my biology test got a 12/20...sucks. Luckily CA2 is only 15% of the overall. for SA2, I AM GOING TO CHIONG LIKE SHIT. WATCH OUT, I'M GOING TO BE SERIOUS, FOR THOSE WHO SAY, "I win Yi Jie, can go IP!!" (Ashley lah...who else XD), WATCH OUT, YOU WIN BECAUSE I LET YOU XD. NO MORE!!!!

lol i sound crazy. Damn i screw up bio because i lost my notes, forgot about test dates, and mr munir gave us WRONG info. Dammit. nvm WATCH OUT.

LOL during recess reuben kena MAJOR taupok XD

OOOO thats gotta hurt. today short post byeeee~

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Yeah today watched RUSH HOUR 3 with Calten and Wei Zheng at Vivocity. Apparently, both of them had never been there before o.O So we had to meet at Paya Lebar Station. LOL was feeling lame, decided not take MRT and took a bus instead =.= So we reached Vivocity, and then they decided to have lunch. Even though I had BRUNCH (BReakfast + lUNCH), i felt hungry O.O Had katsu udon! =d Then we were like LOST since:

1. The place is so goddamn freaking big
2. This is like ONLY my third time there, and Calten and Weizheng had never been there before.

So we decided to check out the shop directory. I reached there first since i spotted it first. There were a few girls beside me, also checking the directory. Suddenly, Calten rushed up to me, slammed the directory with his hands, and shouted "H'YA!" (similar to jeffrey chia's) simultaneously. This, of course, had no effect on me. To my amusement, the girl beside me jumped up in shock LOL. I had trouble containing my laughter. DAMN FUNNY. then both of them started making fun of me OBSERVING the girl so closely =.= We finally found GV, so we queued up. When it was ALMOST our turn, we noticed that there were actually TWO other queues, and we took the longest one =.= When buying snacks we took a considerable amount of time deciding on whether to buy SALTY of SWEET popcorn. In the end we decided on SALTY since Weizheng and I wanted some novelty. We DREADFULLY regretted our decision. Butter on popcorn SUX, melted sugar is much better XD.

We got GOOD seats. EXTREMELY good. So good that we had to tilt our heads UP lyk shit in our FRONT ROW SEATS. yes DAMN goddamothafooking GOOD seats =.= The movie DAMN FUNNY. Shall not post spoilers, but i WILL post some quotes by CHRIS TUCKER

• "He ain't your brother, make him your SISTER!!"
• "Everybody was kungfu fighting!!!"
• "I'm covered in SHIT!!
• Another person: "I've never been in bed with an American guy before."
  Him: "Neither have I!"
• Points to the TALL TALL guy, talking to his master (old man) : "What the HELL do you feed him?!"

Still LOTS LOTS MORE, but i forgot T-T. MUST WATCH! Then my bladder was like bursting at the climax, but i tell myself must TAHAN. Then after a while ok, budden when we were exiting, the urge came BACK! The threee of us were CHIONGING to the toilet. When we were pissing, Calten commented that it was the "first time that a toilet felt like heaven".

HAIZZZZ. got so many goddamn freaking projects, also got CAs and tests. ARRRRGHH!!!!

another funny license plate XD

ITS NATIONAL DAY!!!!!!!!
Yesterday's national day celebration was FUN!! There was this sing-along session which the whole school were singing the national day songs. Then the MCs went to ask mr CHIA to SING a song O.o Apparently, he didnt understand the word "singing", because he was shaking his butt most of the time O.O Then there was this guy who thought that his voice was DAMN good, and when he sang, i saw a crack at me specs =p. HIS SINGING SUCKS LOL. Then after that i went down to play volleyball. actually its not playing, its just passing the ball around only.

Then after me and studhar went to YISHUN to do our history project. looks like the poeple there know NUTS about the history of Yishun =.=. ARGH sian wont post much today.

I love this license plate XD

YAY I FOUND MY SCIENCE NOTEBOOK. Well not exactly. That day before i lost my notebook, i lent it to Yong jie. Then today (just minutes before the science test) i saw him taking out what looked like my notebook. Then i asked ,"HUH?!" LOL it was just the photocopied version of my notebook XD. Then i borrowed from him to photocopy. Oh yeah today's test LUCKILY not difficult. Phew! Then we got back our Maths test. DAMN! I got all the goddammothafooking careless mistakes. Didnt write scale, didnt write table of values, read one point wrongly, didnt do working! Will be more careful during CA.

Then my group did the Lit dramatisation. Our act was set in AFRICA O.O I kept on looking from the script O.o We didnt even manage to finish our play since the bell had already rang (we were like acting halfway, then the whole class started clapping and cheering o.O) We thought we screwed up the whole thing, budden mr hamilton said that we got one of the HIGHEST marks in 2G O.O. LOL my group was ROFL like siao.

tmrw going yishun to do history project after national day celebration...

I'm guessing what would happen if the guy was drunk...

today woke up for dazu dunno why feel so groggy and sleepy. I shuffled out of my house taking my own sweet time, took 225 to interchange, saw 196 coming, woke up from my trance, and CHIONGED TO THE BUS!!! In the bus i met the two PRC Sec 1 students from CO who lived like within a 1km radius from me? (btw i forgot to mention that one day me, jun wei and haiquan took bus back to interchange after sectionals. Then these two decided to QUARREL using their THICKLY-ACCENTED chinese which sounded more like 相声. Haiquan and I were laughing SO HARD that our faces were red and tears were forming at our eyes. Jun wei, however, found this less amusing.) Somehow, today they decided not to quarrel.

Reached CO room on time. 月曲 is...somehow...BORING. One of the easiest songs i ever played before. Today was the FIRST time i saw 月曲 scores (except for the starting part), but didn't screw up as much Other songs. The reason it is boring because for yangqin, 99.999999% of the time was just 伴奏 and only the tiny little 0.000001% was the melody O.O Damn boring sia. And we are playing this for Mid-autumn festival dunnowhat performance. According to Alphonsus who tagged on Jordan's blog, the reason why we chose 月曲 because there is the 月(moon) in the name. LOL i LOVE this explanation.

After dazu when to samuel lee's house to do lit project. WOOT i was the first one to arrive! Then after 10000 years Yong Jie came. After 20000 years Sudhar arrived and after 1000000 years Ravin decided to turn up O.O. We did shit there. All slacked, and then Samuel came up with this BRILLIANT idea of telling us that we go home and edit the scripts ourselves. Ok so we decided to play soccer with Samuel's miniature soccer ball O.O We decided to play on an empty patch of grass next to a road. While we were playing, the ball rolled to the road, and at the same time a car drived past, GOING OVER the ball O.O All of us were ROFLMAOL-ing, budden according to Samuel, "THE BALL SURVIVED!!!" When we continued playing, we saw Marcus and his mother driving to where we were playing. Both them got out, and Marcus's mother interrogated Samuel, apparently about the project o.O I was like stoning there la. I only thought J____'s mother would do that.

Then after that met my family in Tampines mall. YAY got a new Billabong wallet! Damn tmrw need to chiong Lit project and revise Lit CA. Lit...lit...lit...lit...lit...lit...ARRHH its driving me crazy!!!!!

NICE imitation XD

Today lit was DAMN FUNNI!! There was this group consisting of Mirza, Haziq, Bih Yau, Yong Kang and Kyle (aka BARNACLES). They were re-enacting this scene in Macbeth from the beginning to the part to the aftermath of Duncan's murder. The main focus of this dramatisation is CARROTS.
Brief Sypnosis: Mirza was Duncan and the first witch, Haziq was a guard of Duncan and the second witch, Bih Yau's roles were the same as Haziq's, with an additional role of Macduff. Yong Kang was Macbeth, and Kyle was Lady Macbeth. The context is in modern time, in GEYLANG O.O The storyline generally remains the same, but there are SOME changes.

• Currency, instead of dollars, is changed to carrots o.O.
  
• The line "Screw your courage to the sticking place, and we will not fail" changes to "Screw your carrot into the hollow place, and we will not fail" will pointing the crotch with a carrot O.o.
  
• Blood, is changed into carrot juice.
  
• The line"Are you a man?" changes into "You have rambutans or not?!"
• The guards, instead of being drugged with spike wine, are poisoned with Kyle's (lady Macbeth's breast milk XD
• Duncan is PEEING instead of sleeping on his bed
• Macbeth realises that Duncan's CARROT is much bigger than his

Half of the time the whole class were LOL, ROFL, LMAO and ROFLMAOL. it was freaking funny. After that there was a Maths test on linear and quadratic graphs. Whoa the first question actually i was wrong, budden i used some WIERD deduction to find the answer, and it was correct! =) When i found the idiot who invented drawing curve graphs, i swear i would dig him out of his grave, i would burn his flesh into ashes (if there is any flesh left), and i would take his bones and feed it to dogs. Note: the previous sentence was to describe my hatred for the sonuvabitch guy. I was just kidding XD. ITS DAMN @#%&%^()&*()&!!! grrr.....

DAMN some bloody f*cker stole my science notebook, wanted to borrow from sudhar, budden he scared monday got test o.O.

ANOTHER way to learn chinese the fast way ^^

During assembly, chia made an announcement that not all environmentalists (me) attended some meeting yesterday. He said that the monitor (weijian) and the environmentalist (me) who didnt attend yesterday's meeting must see him during recess. Weijian said, "Why you never go?" Seriously, Environmentalist club is REALLY use___. Seriously. But somehow weijian forgot about it, and i also coincidentally FORGOT.

HAHAH!!!! I FINALLY PASSED 2.4!!! =p. After running i went to the hall to play floorball. I whacked one ball to the front, and then somehow there was a GOAL! Budden at the veri last minute when i was trying to block the ball from scoring, i ACCIDENTALLY tapped the ball with my foot and scored an own goal -.= . After that we had to do a summary test that we did before last time =.=.

After school, my sis, my mother and I went to the waterloo street temple to pray, because it was Guanyin's (aka Goddess Of Mercy) birthday. The temple was freaking CROWDED. My toes were stepped like a hundred times, and by the time i got out of the temple i was drenched with sweat, but it was worth it. We took 7 back to Bedok which was a VERY long trip. Every time i dozed off, i heard some sort of snoring sound. After like 10 times, i finally realised that the snoring was caused by ME. Wahlau damn paiseh.

OOOOOOHHHHH, thats gotta hurt.