Today want to go Bedok Stadium go train, but then it was closed because of some crap activity. -.- Wanted to run in the path outside the stadium, but run halfway the SOLE of my shoe gave way =.=. Then went to get a new pair of shoes :D


Lol damn nice, and i paid half for the price, the other half my parents pay :p. Then went to LASERFlair to buy JJ Lin 西界. YAY!!!! This time i paid for the whole thing.



Scanned through the 13 songs. Damn nice, cant wait to listen to the whole thing. Already ripped the whole album into my handphone XD. The songs are basically:

1. 独白
2. 杀手
3. 杀手@续 (basically a continue of track no. 2)
   
4. 西界
5. 无聊
6. 单挑
7. K-O
8. 大男人.小女孩
9. L-O-V-E
10. 发现爱
11. 不流泪的机场
12. BABY BABY
    
13. 自由不变

ya todays post is rather short, gonna make it longer by putting this INDIAN video! XD (shall not be racist by putting ba*gla)

Indian Thriller with English Lyrics!

You hear the INDIAN man singing, and look at the subtitles. Even though they are TWO different languages, they sound the same LOL. Enjoy!! (the subtitles make no sense, which makes it DAMN funny)

today nth special. got the DYOB crap. and this is my design

lame right? anyway....

today's chinese damn SLACK. my teacher lawrence chung (aka baldy) told us to do 作业, and thats it. LOL, hes bloody slack. Lit was better. Mr hamilton talked about the power of SUGGESTION, macbeth etc. Then he told us to write a short script with the partner about the wife persuading the husband to commit a crime -.- (i became the husband while my not-so-lucky partner became the wife). Here is the full script.

(mr CHIA and mrs CHIA were walking down a street. They passed by an old faggot man who was using an ATM machine.)
Mrs Chia : Wow! Look at his fat wallet. Let's take it!
Mr Chia : Hey, I'm a bloody no balls coward man of justice. I can't take it!
Mrs Chia : Hey, he' s taking out three one-thousand dollar notes! Imagine what you can buy! A mistress! A plasma TV!
Mr Chia : But I can't do it! He's just an old faggot man!
Mrs Chia : Come on. I didn't marry a castrated asshole who got his balls crushed good-for-nothing eunuch man who can't even beat up an old faggot do a small task for his wife, right?
Mr Chia : But what if we fail? What if we get caught?
Mrs Chia : You bloody fu**er idiot! If you don't do it, I want a divorce!
Mr Chia : YOU BLOODY BIATCH! YOU DARE DIVORCE I KILL YOU THEN YOU KNOW! All right, you win.

Note : The cancelled parts were what we wrote initially, but we blanko-ed it all cos there were a teacher around LOL XD.

HALT!!!!!
Before looking at the picture, look at the the title

BLONDE CHICK WITH NICE PUSSY
















LOL HAHA XD

Damn i NEED to get JJ Lin Jun Jie new album 西界.

AAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sis tomorrow no need to goto school because her exams over. UNFAIR!!! =(

Nah just kidding. damn lucky not to have any exams after holidays. Wah today my classmates DAMN lame. They took my pencil box and threw it to each other (there were three of them) =.=. During history miss noorreny told us that there is a Victoria Sec 2 history website.
And it is a BLOG. WOW LOL.

Also today got some chemistry test to see whether the chemical is acid, alkaline, or neutral. and mine was neutral, how boring. to double-check, i used red and blue litmus paper and they remained the same colour. Then Jun Wei started to mix acid and alkaline together. he stuff red and blue litmus paper at the mouth of the test tube and was excited when the litmus papers (?) changed colour rapidly. Then he touched the bottom of the test tube and said, " wah lao， 很烧 leh. will explode or not hah?" I laughed like CRAZY.

Today's dazu was damn SLACK. Wu lao shi came early but then dunno why he didnt start until very late (dunno what time =p). So while waitng i found out the jianpu for the Gatsby song :D.

1=G 4/4
. . .
1,, - - - | - 7 1 2 | 7 . 55 0 0| 0 5 31,, -| - - - - | 0 5 31,, | (if im not wrong)

Bloody hell, tmrw dunno got what Design Your Own Bag (DYOB) shit. couldnt be bothered to bring the materials XD.

And look at THIS


Funny Videos

LOL look at the position of the MAN and the WOMAN.

Cheers :)

w00t!!! today got 2.4km run! dammit, was looking forward to hockey or floorball. (my wishful thinking). Guessed what? i FAILED :( Not gonna tell the timing. SHIT! need a running crash course, everyday run 100km until collapse and DIE. :P Then it was rama's lesson. got this pile of notes about NEWSPAPERS. -.- then after that to a compre about NEWSPAPERS =.= wha freaking boring. The rest of day got maths and then chinese. Chinese need to do compo about teenagers smoking. YES!! did my longest essay, 2 whole pages!!! haha lol. So basically today damn boring -.- kk, need to start studying for tmrw's chem practical test about acid and bases. There is also chinese and science project that most likely i would be SOLOING.

Q: How do you find out if an acid is a strong one or weak one?
Suggested answer: Pour the acid on your hand . If there is no feeling, it is a weak acid. If there is a burning sensation, its is a mildly strong acid. If there is a hole in your hand, pour it over your head and call yourself a moron for listening to these instructions.

Oh yes after every post i would post a form of funny media for u to enjoy! ya so here is today's one..

SMART cameraman.

To spastic-chimp.blogspot.com readers and viewers,
Yes, i know, there was a halt in posting and updating my blog. That was because there was a spammer amidst my tagboard. Also, now i can guarantee you that the frequency between two posts will be maximum three days. So, my follow up post will be posted tomorrow. I'll have to spend the time now customising my blog. Yah, so sorry again, and bb.